“Jared and I were kind of joking around like ‘should we go into this read-through with like big sunglasses on and scotch in hand and be like… listen kids, you wanna know what the key to success for nine years is? It’s called DAY DRINKING’… It’s almost like a fraternity and we’re hazing the new recruits.”
in 6th grade i got really bad nose bleeds and i could tell 2-3 minutes before i got them. i sat next to this really religious kid so to scare him i said “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he passed out and never came back.
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”